Confession

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/30/2014 at 00:22 • Filed to: None

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I kinda like the Jeep Patriot.

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I understand it's a Caliber on stilts with 4-wheel drive basically, but something about it appeals to me. Maybe the manual option on base models, or the stupid low price of entry. Something about it makes me like it, and I can't quite put my finger on it.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:25

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While it looks decent from afar, the closer you get, the worse it becomes
The interior is about as nice as a Turkish prison cell


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:26

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Hahahaha…..eeeeewwwwwwwww


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:26

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Driven a few, they're not bad. I got one off the ground once, though, and that was terrifying.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:27

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Even in their own pictures that interior looks terrible.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:27

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One of the worst cars I've driven.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 00:29

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Helped push a nice lady out of the snow in one of these. I felt sick seeing just the front wheels move.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/30/2014 at 00:33

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This. It's body conjures up images of the old Cherokee. But that is a check it can not cash.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/30/2014 at 00:48

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So an upgrade for me!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > GeorgeyBoy
06/30/2014 at 00:49

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She got FWD... on a Jeep... That has optional 4-wheel drive...

We're going to be seeing a lot of that with the Cherokee though.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Coty
06/30/2014 at 00:58

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Nothing is more terrifying off the ground than my van. Dear god 4800 pounds flying through the air is scary.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:00

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hahah yeah... I guess so...


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/30/2014 at 01:01

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You don't understand how horrifically horrible the interiors in most of the cars I drive are... a Caliber would be an upgrade.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:17

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oh.
I'm so sorry....
I guess I'm used to soft touch materials, and high quality plastics in the Jetta and GTI


Kinja'd!!! PheeNoIVI > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:23

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I like It, I've always liked jeep design. Except for the shitty rear passenger doors on grand cherokees. They piss me off. I'd never buy one though. But I like they're style.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/30/2014 at 01:23

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Please do me a favor and just sit in a '99-06 GM truck. You'll understand what I mean.

And that's the second best interior of the cars at my house.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PheeNoIVI
06/30/2014 at 01:24

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What wrong with the doors on the GC?


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:26

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I sat in a '94 Silverado a few days ago, and that wasn't TOO bad


Kinja'd!!! PheeNoIVI > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:30

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Only half the bottom is dooor. That cut out for the seat or wheel well or whatever it is makes it a hassle to get in and out. To me at least. Worst rear doors ever IMO


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/30/2014 at 01:39

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They went backwards.

I'm not kidding when I say I can rip the face of the dash off without much effort in my dad's truck.

Even some of the print on the radio buttons is crooked.

All around, they're great trucks, but everything except the seats in the interior is just... horrible.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 01:50

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i drove a base 4x4 5 speed one once. I didn't hate it. it almost felt like a real Jeep


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 06:09

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I'm with you.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > RotaryLover
06/30/2014 at 06:10

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Yay someone is!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/30/2014 at 09:55

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New Cherokee? Yes. New Renegade? Yes. This? Well, at least it isn't the Compass.